I have said it time and time again but I’ll repeat it for the folks in the back – I absolutely adore Noir Handmade Lingerie! It is by far one of the most superior brands I have ever worn and honestly, I think I will never, ever be able to find a product I don’t love. This stunning Noir Handmade Vinyl Mini Dress is just *chefs kiss*.
The folks over at Orion have spoilt me again and sent me this Noir Handmade Vinyl Mini Dress for review and really I could finish the entire review right now – go buy one – and while you are there, buy more of the Noir Handmade range. I have also got this delicious catsuit and this corset from Noir already and honestly, both pieces are two of my most favourite pieces of lingerie, ever. And that says a lot coming from the lady who never can pick a favourite.
I simply adore the packaging the Noir Handmade products come in. An outer sleeve shows you a stunning model showcasing the piece and once you remove that you get a pretty glossy black box. Under the lid, you’ll find your piece of lingerie nestled and protected under the pretty printed paper. The whole experience makes me feel like a princess <3
I opted for a size medium. It is designed for a UK 10 but honestly, it is super roomy. It is surprisingly super comfortable to wear. The material used to make the bustier part of the dress is so soft and I love the stripes! The piece is boned so offers fantastic boobage support and the piece to dips inwards to highlight the curvature of my sides. The peek a boo nipple area with lace and sequins adds a touch of glam and is rather sexy, in my opinion, as you can see by the reaction of my nips in the images below 😉
The vinyl shoulder strapping is adjustable as well. One word of warning though – vinyl does stick to itself. Just be careful and don’t tug at it – it will release itself, just be gentle. The inside of the skirt bit is completely lined so it flows and sways in wear and also doesn’t stick to me – bonus!
There is only one thing I would change about the Noir Handmade Vinyl Mini Dress and that is – I really wish the dress but was slightly longer. Now if you ask my husband, he would totally disagree and tell you he has no issue with the length so it really boils down to perspective. I would prefer a little more length because I enjoy the tease. When I said this to my husband, again he disagreed and said my bum peeking out was the ultimate tease. So folks a flip of the coin here really 😉
This is without a shadow of a doubt – A HANDWASH ONLY item – be careful with it! I actually opted to use a damp cloth on it and it was fine. On its seconding outing. I spilt lube on the fabric and I just rinsed it under the tap and let it air dry. It needs a little care – but it is worth the effort!
I would like to take the opportunity to thank Orion for sending me the Noir Handmade Vinyl Mini Dress in exchange for an honest and impartial review this however in no way changes my opinion on the item. What I honestly think, you read! All images displayed of the Noir Handmade Mini Dress are taken by myself!
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