When I was picking choices for our latest review batch, I picked this Pea Cannon Automatic Suction Stroker mainly because I bloody adore the colour. I wish more toys were this shade of green. It is soooo pretty! I will also be fully transparent that I,
in fact, had no actual idea what it could do. It looked pretty so yes, it ticked that box. I’ll have to try it!
It turns out it was a very lucky pick but I’ll explain why a little further down.
Inside the glossy black box, the Pea Cannon Automatic Suction Stroker comes in, which feels rather luxurious to hold, you get the toy, a USB charging cable, instructions, and a storage bag. The toy is completely coated in what feels like a velvety soft silicone, or a material that feels somewhat similar. It feels sturdy, well made, and overall rather impressive for a toy that retails for under $50 dollars.
The Pea Cannon Automatic Suction Stroke has a few different features and each of these is controlled by different buttons on the toy.
At the very top of the toy, you have the power on/power off button, to the left, you have the vibration button which is represented by a squiggly line that looks somewhat like a pulse line you see on a heart machine. On the right is the suction button, which looks like a gust of air(well I think it does), and fully the button is the climax button which is represented by a pointing finger.
Now I bet you are automatically wondering what is a ‘climax button’ funny enough so was I! It is the vibrations and the suction function working together, at the same time and the highest suction/vibration setting. You need to hold this button down for it to work.
So basically the Pea Cannon Automatic Suction Stroker has a ‘jack off’ extra quick button.
The internal sleeve is made from soft TPE(think Tenga sleeves) and actually feels so good. I can feel those “I want a penis attached to me” feels creeping in. Of course, I stick a lubed up finger in and start playing and fiddling with the little nubbly bits at the entrance. Curiosity gets the better of me and of course, because I have no patience and flick on the climax mode, my finger gets sucked in. Dear god!! I feel a deep wanty lust and run off to show my OH exactly what this toy can do…
Curiosity gets the better of my OH too and he too sticks a finger in and gets sucked in through the already lubricated toy. Mmmm – we both have high expectations of this toy and look forward to finally being able to properly test it out!
So how did we get on with the Pea Cannon Automatic Suction Stroker?
With much hype beforehand, we expected wonderful things from this toy however, sadly that wasn’t the case in use. The suction doesn’t work very well when you try to put something thicker than a finger inside 🙁 I was gutted – I expected a full-on suction show but sadly, all I got to witness was a slight tug of his foreskin!
The vibrations are nice, so I have been told and the toy does feel nice in climax mode. However, using the modes separately is a bit crap too. The sleeve feels good, it is quite realistic, texture-wise. Holding the toy in use feels good – comfortable, light, and designed well. It is super tight and is really only suitable as a head toy. There is no real length in this toy to class it as a full-on masturbator.
So overall a bit of a flop!
The Pea Cannon Automatic Suction Stroker was sent to me in exchange for an honest and impartial review this however in no way changes my opinion on the item. What I honestly think, you read! All images displayed are taken by myself!
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