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Kisstoy K-King Sucking Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator

posted by LSB August 5, 2020 3 Comments

The internet is full of suction toys. Regardless of where you look, you are most likely going to find someone somewhere telling you about how much they love (or hate) them. I am very much in the love side of the fence and in fairness, I would have previously thought most folks were in love side too but it turns out suction toys aren’t as popular as I thought.

And I am beginning to wonder why? In all honestly, if someone were to purchase this Kisstoy K-King Sucking Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator and try it out – I could fast learn why they aren’t so keen!


On the outside, the Kisstoy K-King Sucking Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator looks like a beautiful sex toy. Cased in a metallic green case, it is a feast for the eyes. Honestly, it nails it from an aesthetic point of a view for me, because I adore this color. As well as that, I love toys that don’t look exactly like toys. It helps hide them away from prying eyes which is always a bonus with kids in the house and the case also doubles up to protect the toy from a hygiene perspective!

So far the Kisstoy K-King Sucking Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator sounds like it really ticked my boxes – except that is really where the positives end.

The clitoral stimulation vibrator has 10 pulsation and 5 licking modes to stimulate your clitoris and satisfy your love of oral sex.

That sentence is from the BestVibe site and sadly, it really does not lick. Or satisfy. And if oral sex felt like this, I would definitely not be interested.


This Kisstoy K-King Sucking Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator is quite dangerous, in my opinion, and really shouldn’t be on the market.

From what I can see it has two buttons. One that controls the suction (circles pattern) and one that controls the vibrations (squiggles pattern). The problem is it sucks which it should do, but then it doesn’t let go. And I know!!! I tried – ON MY CLIT – oh yes folks, never one to be told I didn’t test a toy out fully. And yes, it does hurt! And no, I wouldn’t recommend it, ever!

The vibrations on it are equally awful. It feels like my poor old clit is being attacked by a million wasps on speed. If you are a regular on my blog you will already know, I am all for pain. I am a masochist. Pain definitely gives me pleasure. This kind of pain, though. It is a full-blown NOPE from me!!

Images below are my thigh – first image I am actually kneeling on the bed and the toy is firming sucking away and I easily walked around my room without it detaching from my leg :O The second image is the marks it leaves, which are now turning into bruises. (have since turned into brusies – I look like i was atta cked by an octopuss)!

Sex toys shouldn’t do this!!

Please check out Womanizer or Satisfyer if you are interested in purchasing a suction toy as this one is really not safe to purchase.


If interested, you can purchase your own KissKing Vibe from BestVibe here



The Kisstoy K-King Sucking Vibrating Clitoral Stimulator was sent to me in exchange for an honest and impartial review this however in no way changes my opinion on the item. What I honestly think, you read! All images displayed are taken by myself!

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Luv Bunny August 5, 2020 at 12:12 pm

I’ve been contacted by Bestvibe multiple times and I’ve not reviewed for them as they expected a review for free.

This toy looks horrendous. I am glad I’ve avoided their products so far.

Collaredmichael August 7, 2020 at 1:00 pm

It sounded like it would be a really good toy. Disappointing that it wasn’t. Thanks

Storm August 11, 2020 at 7:27 pm

Holy crap! Is your clit okay? That’s not cool! I think I will stay away from reviewing their suction toys.


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