During a recent conversation with a very good friend on here, it was brought to my attention, I didn’t own a Santa piece of lingerie. Now, I’m not sure if it was his intention or not but it got me thinking I needed to rectify that immediately and thanks to him giving me the idea and me teaming up with Lovehoney, I finally have this Hooded Sexy Santa Dress.
I remember owning a red velour vest top that had a white fluffy fur trim and a matching g-string that I purchased off a well known high street shop many moons ago, and I think it got two maybe three outings before it was fit for the bin, so I can honestly say unless they have improved them in the last few years – I would recommend not buying one from Primark/Penneys.
A quick look on the Lovehoney tells me it is Fever that makes this Hooded Sexy Santa Dress and it isn’t a piece from the Lovehoney Lingerie collection. I am pretty sure I haven’t tried anything from Fever before but if you are a regular to my site and spot something from the range, feel free to let me know!
Similar to how Lovehoney own brand lingerie arrives, this Hooded Sexy Santa Dress arrived without all the bells and whistles, just sealed in cellophane so if it’s going to be a gift, it is worth noting you’ll need something pretty to pop it into.
The Hooded Sexy Santa Dress feels like it is made from good quality material, it is really soft and it feels like the kind of material that will hug my body comfortably, not scratchy or the bad kind of clingy. The material feels like velvet with fake fur and there is a lot of stretch to the material.
I opted to review this piece in size small which is suitable for UK 8 – 10. Sizing wise it fits perfect other than the space for my hands to pop through. I have smallish hands – in fact, people usually giggle at my small fingers yet I really struggled to get my hands through the white fur cuffed sleeves. Honestly, it was quite the struggle.
Once I got the outfit on and put on the belt that accompanies it, we had great fun with it. My OH took his Santa role very serious making sure Mrs.Claus was well look after – the puns were plentiful while I was wearing it – even down to today before I took the images….
OH: what’s your plans today?
Me: a lot of blog admin, writing a few posts and dress up like Mrs Claus and take pics.
OH: oh good.. hurry up then, you can help Santa empty his sack
— LittleSwitchBitch 🏳️🌈 (@_LittleSBitch) December 17, 2019
I opted to team the dress up with some fishnets but I think it would look super cute with some candy cane or white stockings too.
The dress arrived with an elasticated belt and while I think it works well with the outfit – for me, I feel like it pronounced my hips too much. This is more than likely me just picking a flaw at myself as my OH didn’t see any issue with me in it and we are together long enough for him to say it straight out if I look terrible or not lol.
I do have a few bits of advice though – the biggest one is do not wear it for long periods of time especially if you plan on having feisty sex as its warm and you will (well I) got sweaty in it – yeah not the sexiest of looks so it’s worth noting that. Also, it needs extra care washing it and takes time to dry so bare that mind if you want to wear it frequently over Christmas.
Definitely recommend adding this Hooded Sexy Santa Dress to your collection though and can enjoy being Santa’s little Ho.
The Hooded Sexy Santa Dress with Belt was sent to me from Lovehoney in exchange for an honest and impartial review this however in no way changes my opinion on the item. What I honestly think, you read! All images displayed of the Hooded Sexy Santa Dress are taken by myself!
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