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Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle Dildo

posted by LSB May 6, 2019 1 Comment

Uberrime is a name that has been popping up on my social media feeds for quite some time now so I just had to get myself in on the action… Fairly new to the silicone scene, Uberrime is fast becoming a company to be reckoned with. Having dealt with the owner directly, I personally can fully recommend the full customer experience from them. Super accommodating from colour choices to silicone firmness to sizing and Marco is super nice! Honestly – the man is a magician!

I received a huge box of dicks for review so expect to see more Uberrime posts pop up on the blog in the coming weeks… All of them arrived in hygienically sealed plastic see through bags – but I forget to take images as I eagerly ripped all of them open the minute they arrived!

I am starting off with the Xenuphora for no other reason than it has stolen my fantasy dildo virginity…. it is the first fantasy toy to grace the inside of my toy box(you can so read that how you wanna 😀 ) and I am not gonna lie, my interest has suddenly piqued and I am keen to try more.

Specifications(From Uberrime Website):

Head: Circumference 4.375”, Diameter 1.39”
Top of the Shaft: Circumference 4”, Diameter 1.27”
Base of the Shaft: Circumference 4.5”, Diameter 1.43”
Insertable Length: 5.5”
Length: 6.75”
Base: Unique, for Sure. Not Designed for Harnesses Use (But You Might Be Able to Make It Fit in Some Harnessses!)
Density: Shore 7 (Medium-Soft)
Material: Dragon Skin Platinum Silicone, Skin-Safe & Phthalate-Free

So according to the Uberrime website – here is a little info on the Xenuphora…. “Xenuphora’s alien world supports life in pools of flowing liquid. There, Xenuphora anchors itself onto smooth surfaces, where the current is mild. Its prey is anything that passes by, snatched up in Xenuphora’s sixteen prominent, soft suckers, with each sucker devouring its prey little by little.”

From the overall aesthetic to how it feels both in my hands and in me, the Uberrime Xenuphora tentacle dildo seems to hit bits of me I never knew existed and I purr as a result – those soft suckers certainly do devour their prey and by god am I happy to be eaten!!

The suckers on the underside of the Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle dildo feel bloody incredible in use… this is coming from a self-confessed texture hater!! My feelings on texture have now hugely changed because of this toy! Usually, with dildos, I need some of clit stim involved to get me off – be it a vibrator or my fingers, however, with the Xenuphora I need neither… It gets me panting over the finish line every single time. The combination between the suckers and the nobbly bit near the base that so expertly caresses my clit in use is simply mind-blowing.

The Xenuphora is possibly one of the least girthy toys I own but those tiny suckers, all 16 of them make it feel bigger in use… In a really satisfying way. Honestly, I signed up for this toy outta curiosity, half thinking I’d hate it while at the same time praying I wouldn’t. I wanted to see what the big deal was and I genuinely am seriously wowed over.

The secret is the squish – the dildo is so frigging squishy that the suckers carcass my insides instead of killing them… I’d say Marco was half worried I’d hate the Xenuphora after I mentioned like a million times texture wasn’t my thing… how bloody wrong was I? It’s not the texture was the issue – it was how hard the texture was… Glass? Nope! Wood? Nope! Harder silicone? Nope…. Soft, bendy, flexible, squishy silicone……. Just all kinds of Yessssssss!!!

I am in love!

 

You can buy the Xenuphora directly from the Uberrime website here.

Thank you to Uberrime for sending me the Xenuphora for my honest and impartial review  – this however in no way changes my opinions on the item. What I honestly think, you read!  All images displayed of Uberrime Xenuphora Tentacle Dildo are taken by myself!

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1 Comment

NPE May 7, 2019 at 3:39 am

Oh wow! Didn’t expect that! Figured it was for more of a hentai fantasy for men to watch. How interesting that it’s actually very practical for the female.

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