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Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator Review

posted by LSB March 8, 2019 1 Comment

I love giving blowjobs… No scratch that… I love giving my OH blowjobs.

I am defining that statement as previous to him, it really wouldn’t be something I enjoyed for several reasons but the biggest one is I always know he is enjoying and appreciating the time and effort I put into it so it is a pretty enjoyable experience for us both. Pretty odd statement to open this post with considering it is all about the Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator, a sex machine which essentially makes me redundant.

But does it really? Is the Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator the next best thing if you haven’t got a willing mouth beside you?

Before I tell you all about our experiences with the Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator – I want to explain how the machine works – how is it set up? Noise levels? The sleeve? Etc. Etc.

Inside the box, which is a perfect storage option for this toy as once you remove the outer sleeve. It is completely inconspicuous and could easily be left anywhere noticeable…. unless you have a Superman fan about then I wouldn’t recommend it as the symbol on the lid kinda reminds me of the Superman logo! Anyway, inside the box is the machine itself, two pieces of clear tubing (which are different lengths), a plug, a plastic circular bit and the sleeve.

Once you lift the lid of the box you are automatically greeted (or hit in the face) with the smell from the sleeve. It is horrible. The sleeve is made from TPE – which without having a full-blown science discussion, is basically made of chemicals mixed together, that aren’t so great for the body and that will eventually turn into a sticky, disintegrating mess…  There are so many TPE masturbators on the market. Some are somewhat safer than others and usually, I wouldn’t go into so much detail about them but I have to mention it here because this sleeve really stinks! Maybe it could(should?) come with a silicone one? Here’s hoping the manufacturer comes across my post and changes it and the colour. I really dislike the brown. I think an opaque black would work so much better.

I opted to soak the sleeve in warm soapy water for hours before its first use and while the smell is still there, it has been greatly reduced, thankfully.

Below is an image of the side of the box which shows you exactly how to set up the tubing for the machine. The longer of the two goes into the machine, you then add the circular plastic bit and then the shorter bit of tubing. Then finally this bit slicks into the sleeve and you are good to go providing you have a plug attachment (depending on where you are) as this is powered on a two-prong plug.

The noise levels of the Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator are loud and that was to be expected. I just wish they weren’t as loud as they are as it restricts our use. However other than that, it just super simple to use.

It needs to be on a flat surface to work properly – on a bed won’t suffice so put it on a book etc if you wanna have it close to you. Air needs to circulate fully through it in order for it to function correctly.

The power source goes in the back of the machine near the tubing. Also back there is the power switch and this is my first niggle with this machine. I wish this button was at the front of the machine – I kept pushing the other two buttons wondering why the hell it wasn’t powering on to realise I had forgotten to press the button at the back. The machine powers into life the minute you power it on though…  it starts up straight away on the lowest speed/intensity. But I automatically press the others first.

The left button controls the speed and the right button controls the intensity. There are 5 levels of speed and 5 levels of intensity. They are LED lights above each button which signal the level you are currently at.

 

So how exactly did we find the Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator?

I had dreams and built up excitement of watching this thing properly suck him off…. Shattered dreams. 🙁

It certainly is not perfect. It has potential but sadly right now, the flaws outweigh the benefits. We found using too much lube will cause you to slip out while not enough could potentially cause friction burns. You need to find the correct balance for it to work correctly – using a little less than you think should be perfect.

The machine seems to be slightly out regards timing and as a result, the sucking/blowing ratio isn’t correct. The Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator seems to blow more than it sucks and because of this, the machine certainly isn’t the handsfree blowjob machine it claims to be, sadly!!! However, my OH enjoys the blowing the machine does create – it feels rather fluttery around his head and he does rather enjoy that. Is it worth forking out the high-end price tag for that sensation? No, sadly it is not!

The sleeve provided comes with a built-in ring which is designed to keep you held in place during use and it doesn’t. There is no texture in the sleeve and my OH has mentioned more than once it would feel better with internal textures.

Overall, he is absolutely gutted – he wanted more than anything to love the Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator.  To be honest we both are – I really wanted to lie there and watch him get handsfree pleasure, he of course wanted a machine to jack him off… Sadly we were both disappointed!

 

 

I would like to take the opportunity to thank Orion for sending me the Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator in exchange for an honest and impartial review this however in no way changes my opinion on the item. What I honestly think, you read! All images displayed of the Suck-O-Mat Ultimate Blow Job Masturbator are taken by myself!

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1 Comment

Elliott March 8, 2019 at 3:58 pm

My experience is it these types of things never live up to expectations. And more hassle than they are worth. DM me and I’ll tell you a good one.

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