In a mix-up and crossed wires, I ended up with two of these Bijoux Indiscrets Maze Harness ‘H’. (My review can be found here) I couldn’t just leave it sitting in a box – it’s too pretty to hide away and needs a beautiful model to show it off. So I reached out to the very beautiful Jess to see if she’d take it off my hands – so let’s see what she thought…. it’s time for another guest review here at littleswitchbitch.com.
My lovely friend LSB recently asked if I’d like to write a guest review for her; she’d received a duplicate tester of the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze Harness ‘H’ in Black and as she’s loved it (LSB’s review here), she wondered if I’d like to give it a try. Hell yes!
I love BDSM and am slowly amassing a wide range of kink wear but I’ve never tried anything like the H harness before. Half-collar, half bondage wear; it could easily be worn over clothes, underwear or your naked body. My preference is nude, but for a fetish event, especially if you were a little nervous about public nudity, the H harness seriously kinks up your outfit.
A lot of bondage wear you can buy online is very simply packaged but Bijoux Indiscrets have put some real effort into making the Maze H Harness feel like a luxurious item. Wrapped in thick black paper with a branded sticker within a sleek, matte black box; this could easily be mistaken for a boutique item. It absolutely belies the under £50 price tag. I’ve paid much more than this for underwear that’s arrived in a plastic bag, so I really appreciated the additional touches.
The straps of the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze Harness ‘H’ are made of 100% recycled polyurethane. I’m a huge fan of leather for BDSM wear but this is an option for vegans or vegetarians and aesthetically the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze H Harness looks fantastic for a fraction of the price of a quality leather harness. There are none of the rough or unfinished edges that I’ve come to almost expect from cheaper, leather items; as the whole piece is made of man-made materials the finish is impeccable.
The straps are adjustable across the neck and back, fastened into place with two metal studs on each and a metal slider on the back strap to hold any excess in place. Here in lies my biggest gripe with the H Harness. The back strap has over 5 inches of length without holes to increase the size of the harness.
This was so bizarre to me, why have a “one size fits most” item and then limit its wearability to such an extent? I’m a UK 14 dress size and could not fasten the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze Harness ‘H’ around my body in the holes provided despite there being plenty of room on the straps for it to fit me.
Luckily, I have a friend with a leather hole punch (no I didn’t ask why either) as I’d have hated to start attempting to pierce random holes in the straps. To match the existing holes I hole punched along the length at the same intervals in an attempt to match the aesthetics and managed to add an additional 8 holes, meaning not only did the harness fit me but I had room to spare!
There is a third strap which lies just under my boobs, this doesn’t extend around the back, attaching to the upright straps instead. This central strap lifts my boobs giving them a fantastic boost when I’m topless or ends around the banding if I wear a bra under the H harness. The back strap wraps around the smallest part of my waist (with the additional holes) giving me an hourglass silhouette. It’s like a waist cincher with an added collar and boob lift, what’s not to love?
Aesthetically I absolutely love the Bijoux Indiscrets Maze Harness ‘H‘. It kinks up a dress or underwear but equally looks fantastic on its own. I feel fierce when I wear it. The sizing is disappointing but to me, this is the only negative and was easily amended.
Thank you to LittleSwitchBitch for allowing me to review such a gorgeous item.
– Jess x
All images displayed of Bijoux Indiscrets Maze Harness ‘H’ are taken by Jess.