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Klittra of Sweden Self Lubricating Vibrator

posted by LSB October 30, 2017 2 Comments

Nothing short of curiosity got me to sign up to test Klittra of Sweden Self Lubricating Vibrator – I really had no idea what to expect. A roller ball that could be filled with lube, resembles a deodorant bottle, body safe and vibrates – sounding pretty awesome right? Is it though?!

There is so much I dislike about the marketing of this toy – the name for a start. ‘Klittra’ is in fact a worlds first of its kind. The Swedish created it. Translated, it actually means female masturbation. OK, OK that bit I kinda think is rather awesome. But, my awesome feels for the product kindof stop there. Why call it Klittra though? Surely it limits the potential buyers because this in my opinion, labels’ the toy – why should it be gendered? I really wasn’t sure how exactly I should approach this review but I was annoyed at the packaging when it arrived and weeks later that annoyance still lingers.

Take the top of the box – “For every girl  in world” – just why? Like this toy has quite a lot of potential. It needs a few tweeks to make it better but it would work as an awesome foreplay toy for any gender. It is essentially a fancy lube applicator with vibrations – lube can be used by anyone, right? Not everyone that has a vulva classes themselves as female, the same way not everyone that has a penis is male. Why bloody gender it?

On the rest of the box, text explains what the toy is, what the product is about and box contents. Inside you’ll get the toy, USB charging cable and also a bottle of lube. I opted to fill the Klittra of Sweden Self Lubricating Vibrator with lots of Sliquid Sassy, as the glycerin levels in the lube that was included are far too high for my liking.

The company also includes a leaflet explaining how Klittra of Sweden Self Lubricating Clitoral Vibe was born, what it does and a little info on the toys’ stats. It also tells me it mimics oral sex when “scrolled against vagina”. Parts of the same leaflet aren’t written correctly and I am pretty certain this is the language crossover – but vulva and vagina are different things in every language. Surely a sex toy company should know it’s a vulva.

The Klittra of Sweden Self Lubricating Vibrator isn’t your typical sex toy – designed because apparently ‘women all over the world recommend this to each other’. And truth be told, I get the concept. It is quite a pleasurable experience. It doesn’t replicate oral sex to me but hey ho, that’s personal preference.

It’s worth mentioning according to the Klittra website, pubic hair can get caught in it. I personally haven’t experienced this (thankfully) but please be wary in case this does happen to you.

Concept is pretty simple – you screw the top off, you fill it lube and roll it. The first thing my OH said was there was no way this toy’s concept would work and the man was right.

Powering on the Klittra of Sweden Self Lubricating Vibrator is simple – press the one button on the base. This button also powers it off as well as flicking through the different modes. All the vibrations are just felt in the hand you are holding it with. The motor is in the base of the toy and has nothing travelling up the toy to transfer the vibrations to the ball. As well as that, the vibrations which have 2 power levels and 3 patterns are buzzy. The buzzy vibes might not be so bad if they transferred correctly as when I pressed firmly and let the toy ping across my clit, for a split second I felt decent vibes but they just aren’t enough to get me off.

The one thing I do love about this toy is it is a rather awesome lube applicator! Completely discreet, it has been sitting on my bedside table since it arrived. It looks like I’ve bought a new brand of roll on deodorant. It makes applying lube a lot more pleasurable and it is easy to wash out providing you watch the base as it is only splash proof.

Overall, I do think if they changed how the toy was marketed, didn’t completely gender it and add something in so the vibrations transferred better to the ball, it has the potential to be something rather awesome. All of which I’ve said is my personal opinions, the entire website is designed around female pleasure – but as I’ve said not everyone with a vulva is female!

 

I would like to take the opportunity to thank Klittra of Sweden for sending me the Klittra of Sweden Self Lubricating Vibrator in exchange for an honest and impartial review this however in no way changes my opinion on the item. What I honestly think, you read! All images displayed of the Klittra of Sweden Self Lubricating Vibratorare taken by myself!

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2 Comments

Luv bunny November 4, 2017 at 8:24 pm

The pubes getting caught puts me off trying the Klittra. I’m also not sure about the gendering either, as it ‘pigeonholes’ itself far too much…

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LSB November 4, 2017 at 9:00 pm

Thankfully it didn’t happen me.

Maybe but if I didn’t use the she/her pronoun, I would take serious offence to the packaging. It doesn’t need to be that specific

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