Updated review of the Satisfyer Pro 2 – Next Gen
Ok so aesthetically the updated next gen looks better and has gotten a new longer button and no longer has an LED light. It has also been branded but what else is different about the latest edition?
NOISE!!!!! It is seriously soooooo much quieter!
The original sounded like a tractor in your bed when just powered on while the new updated version gently purrs away at the same setting. A huge improvement. Honestly, like the difference in noise levels is amazing. The new updated version has gotten a major grade – it has the addition of the +/- buttons which are really needed when it comes to this style of toy because how intense the sensations can be. The addition of +/- button means this toy can now be easily customized to suit your needs. Something my beloved Pro40 has that the original Satisfyer didn’t. A very welcomed addition and a smart move from Satisfyer. The buttons are easy to use, don’t stick and give plenty of leeway between each settings so the user isn’t overwhelmed.
The addition of branding doesn’t really bother me to be honest – I was quite happy with it not having Satisfyer splashed across it. It gave me the option to pretend it was an ear thermometer if I forget to hide it away. But this of course, doesn’t affect the toy or how it works – it’s my own preference.
The charging, battery longevity and how to clean the toy have all remained the same so please continue reading….
Satisfyer Pro 2 review:
As a reviewer, I sign myself up to test products and write reviews ! After receiving the Satisfyer Pro 2, I’m left wondering is it possible to over test something?! I can honestly say in all the time I have been writing reviews have never tested an item as much as I have tested the Satisfyer Pro 2.
Ever since the Womanizer appeared, I knew I wanted one – now I’m not so sure, do I?! The Satisfyer aesthetically looks better, is waterproof and is a lot cheaper than the Womanizer W500! Pretty much half the price in fact! I can’t however tell you if it’s any good*, I can however tell you that the Satisfyer Pro 2 completely blows my mind! Teamed up with a little water based lube on your clit and the silicone head, you are in for a serious ride!
*I actually can – I still prefer the Satisfyer Pro2 over the Womanizer W -500. I have since tested the Womanizer Pro 40 and it is now my to go to suction toy. I do however feel the updated Pro2 does get the Pro40 some stiff competition.
In the box, you’ll receive a Satisfyer, booklet and USB charger cable! According to the Lovehoney website, 150 mins charge gives 30 mins play time! I honestly don’t know how accurate that is. What I do know is I fully charged it when it arrived nearly 3 weeks ago and I haven’t recharged it yet! It has had a serious amount use so I really do applaud it’s battery life! The red light flashes while charging and statically glows when the battery is full. The charger magnetically connects at the bottom.
The Satisfyer Pro 2 is simple to operate. Pressing the circle power button will fire it into action and holding that same button of a few seconds will power it off! The slightly larger oval shaped button is the mode button and pressing on it will go up the intensities. Once you have hit the highest mode, continuing to press on the oval button will bring you back down along the various intensities again. I find if it gets too intense powering it off and on again brings me back to the lowest speed! Between both of these buttons is the LED red light which tells you it’s charging/ charged!
I must admit my first go didn’t go according to plan though. I thought I’d automatically take advantage of its waterproof ability and try it in the shower! My husband happened to be in there with me at the time and after this length of time together he knows the drill. Whack the power up – this time however I really didn’t like it! My clitoris silently screamed at me and that was the end of that! It did however feel pretty amazing on my nips in the shower – my only issue is I need two! One nip feels sad while the other gets pleasured and vice versa!
I enjoy deep, rumbly sensations – think of Tango! Yet, the Tango as amazing as it is, doesn’t allow me to multi orgasm which I can easily achieve with the Satisfyer Pro 2! I find once I come with the Tango, my clitoris tells my hand to move. The sensations become slightly buzzy once my clitoris is over sensitive, this however doesn’t happen with the Satisfyer! I just stay at the plateau stage verging on another orgasm which I find easily happens by upping the intensity by one! So far, I have only been able to go to the third intensity, anything higher my clitoris can’t tolerate it! But there is 11 intensities in total.
The Satisfyer is waterproof so it can used in the shower and bath, it makes cleaning it super simple! You don’t have to worry about getting any of the electrical parts wet and damaging it. Don’t forget to remove the silicone head when you are cleaning it.
Finally hitting the third intensity level was actually in the bath! I find the water insulates the vibrations slightly – creates a slight cushioning around it and provided me some seriously amazingly types of orgasms. Different from the sensations I get using the Satisfyer Pro 2 out of water. I guess the water created a tongue like sensation for me.
I can orgasm easily just leaving it sit on my clit, I however seriously enjoy moving it in a way that I can only describe as thrusting! I find it creates more of a suction by slightly moving it up and down! Once I come and my clit has enlarged, I find the Satisfyer Pro 2 cups around it even more and the sensation it creates for me resembles someone slightly nibbling on me!
The last thing really to mention is the noise! My husband has said during its first few outings “It’s a good thing it makes you come quick because it is noisy!”. That being said, it isn’t the slightest bit off putting and we have since used it while having sex, (which by the way is seriously amazing) and the noise didn’t put either of us off.
So, that is that! If I had to pick one fault, I wish they included an extra head in the box. The head popped off mine when I had to quickly hide it one day. There was a huge panic but I eventually found it. Oh and speaking of hiding it, that’s another reason why I love it! There is no brand name splashed across so if I was to leave it out, it does resembles an ear thermometer.
It has made me experience sensations I didn’t know were even possible – everyone needs to experience a Satisfyer Pro 2!
I would like to take the opportunity to thank Satisfyer for sending me the Satisfyer Pro 2 in exchange for an honest and impartial review this however in no way changes my opinion on the item. What I honestly think, you read! All images displayed of Satisfyer Pro 2 are taken by myself!
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