“This swing makes positions that are “physically” impossible in bed a real pleasure” – of course when I read that about the Bad Kitty Sex Swing I just lusted after it more.
Our want of a swing has been there for what seems like forever. Over the years we have made several attempts to purchase one and between something else using up the funds or the swing we wanted was out of stock – we never ended up owning one, until now. They say good things come to those who wait and we certainly have been lucky with the Bad Kitty Sex Swing. The lovely folks over at Orion made the want of a swing a reality and we had most definitely been enjoying it since.
The packaging for the swing is a bit less than desirable – a naked couple showcasing the swing in use. It is straight to the point. Not very tasteful so once I took the necessary pictures before it was swiftly disposed of. I do have to mention (because I’ve been told I have to xD ) that my OH was a little put off at using this product because of the packaging. I guess I can see his point – he feels such a high quality product is portrayed as being tack because of how tacky the box is.
Inside the box, you’ll find the swing, chain, wall plug , blindfold and flogger. The box displays a carabiner clip but one didn’t come in the box. Though from other things I’ve read online a carabiner clip does usually come with it. It wasn’t a huge deal as we have a few in anyway.
Installation is fairly basic and anyone who knows how to use a drill should be well able to put it up. There isn’t instructions supplied with the swing but it isn’t rocket science so to be honest they aren’t really needed. The wall plug that is supplied is huge and the ceiling hook sits into it. Both are well made and I had no worries it wouldn’t be able to support me. The box tells me it is capable of supporting 100kgs. Once the hook is in place, you attached the chain to it and then the carabiner clip attached the chain to the hook on the swing. The chain supplied was a bit flimsy so we purchased a stronger one for peace of mind.
The Bad Kitty sex swing is already attached onto the main support bar and literally falls into place one hung. There is two bands that hold you. The top one ran across my back and under my arms and the bottom one I sat on. It takes some adjusting to get it to the right measurements but once you do it is seriously comfortable. All the polyester straps are fully adjustable – made from really strong material and are all padded even the bits for your legs. We are really impressed at how well made the swing is. In the past, any hoist style sex aids we have used have either snapped or left me bruised and sore – not in a good way either. The Bad Kitty sex Swing however has impressed us and is simply amazing.
The main support has a bar the runs across the top which also has hand supports attached. This bar is also very handy for attaching cuffs or even holding onto if you didn’t like the hand supports. The extra chain we bought has doubled up as a support and allowed us to venture outdoors – which will be used more during the summer when we have a free night. Who needs to go out when we can get jiggy with it in the garden.
When not in use, simply unhook the swing. You are however left with a hook in the ceiling (or in our case, beam) but this isn’t an issue for us as anyone who spots it knows exactly what we are like – 😉
The flogger supplied is actually pretty awesome – I was pleasantly surprised as usually extras serve no real purpose but it is rather ouchy and produces quite a thud for a flogger. The blindfold, however – forget it. The band is quite tight and hurts to wear it. It is made from soft padded material and overall, feels cheap.
Overall – we love the Bad Kitty sex swing. It has been worth the wait.
Fantastic quality item that adds so much to our play time. Positions that were impossible no longer are and as well as that we don’t tire out as fast. Positions that require a bit a muscle just flow and sex feels less interrupted which is odd considering there is a large contraption involved. I cannot thank Orion enough for sending such a fun item for review 😀
I would like to take the opportunity to thank Orion for sending me the Bad Kitty sex swing in exchange for an honest and impartial review this however in no way changes my opinion on the item. What I honestly think, you read! All images displayed of the Bad Kitty sex swing are taken by myself! No affiliate links have been used in this post.