Well according to Google my Womanizer is male ~ “a man who engages in numerous casual sexual affairs with women. ”
Ever since this range of toys was released I really can’t help but wonder why they named it that. I guess many women want and will end up having a ‘sexual affair’ with a Womanizer. I’m referring to the the toy and not the man, just to clarify. But still. Regardless of what it’s called – this range certainly has made a name in the toy industry.
My Womanizer, the w-500, arrived in a shiny, branded bag. Inside, the Womanizer and a branded Womanizer lube made by Just Glide. Ok, I know it’s only a bag but straight away it added to my consumer experience – I felt I was opening something expensive, luxurious. Something the company had thought about and it really ticked my packaging whore box. I love it. (not sure if all Womanizers arrive like this so please remember that when purchasing).
Inside the Womanzier box you’ll find: instructions, USB charger cable, 2 prong adapter plug (which wasn’t much use to me but still a welcomed addition for others), branded storage pouch, replacement head and a guarantee.
I picked the rose patterned version but this version also comes in other patterns such as leopard, silver, gold, teal, lilac, skull and various lace coloured prints. So much variety – there’s definitely a pattern to suit everyone.
It’s charged via micro USB and takes 2 hours to charge – this should give 4 hours of play time.
My experiences with the Womanizer confuse me. Of course, it was to be expected I was going to compare it to the SatisfyerPro2 but I expected them to feel the same too – but for me, they don’t. The Womanizer W500 has many features I like – the main one – it has the ability to go from high to low with the push of a button. Maybe not a big thing for most but when you live in a busy house and need a sneaky wank , this is a very useful feature. Another feature I like is the +/- buttons which help navigate through the 8 different intensity levels . You have the ability to completely personalize your experience being able to up/down the intensity levels to meet your needs. It has a light which comes on the minute the device is powered on which again is handy for sneaky under the duvet play.
I also find the Womanizer more visually pleasing in comparison to the SatisfyerPro2.
Now negative bits: It’s not waterproof. Not a huge deal but it makes me more wary of clean up. I dislike the Swaroswki crystal button. It’s a pain in the ass the push to power on/off as I don’t know how much pressure is too much pressure. I also dislike how small the W500 is – I would prefer it to be slightly more elongated but of course, it is personal preference.
I find in use – I come really quickly without really knowing I am already there. I feel my built up is greatly reduced. Sometimes this is of great benefit and other times, I feel someone stole my orgasm. I have also noticed if I am in real need of an orgasm, I get fantastic, powerful orgasms but if I not 100% in the mood – they feel they are a bit meh! As a result, I have been iffing and butting over this review but I happened to have a fantastic wank with it earlier so that helped the inspiration fly. The Womanizer teams suction and indirect vibrations together and when they work, they really work.
OH is convinced this range of toy should be called ‘Nummers’ because they go ‘Num Num’. Deadly seriously in his declaration – I had to include his thoughts. These toys fascinate the tech geek in him – well in both of us to be honest. Not entirely sure who came up with the idea in the Womanizer office but they need a serious pay-rise. They have changed how women wank forever.
I would like to take the opportunity to thank Orion for sending me the Womanizer W500 in exchange for an honest and impartial review this however in no way changes my opinion on the item. What I honestly think, you read! All images displayed of Womanizer W500 are taken by myself! No affiliate links have been used in this post.